Al,
If you'd like I can direct you to a few web developers who would be happy to give you a quote on what it would cost do design your site for you....
Seriously, the help here is free, insults will not get you anywhere. The main idea behind the forums is to help everyone help themselves. The advice is sound, if you cannot modify the image loop to change a call, then it is likely above your knowledge and you should step back a bit and look at fixing the basics.
Might I suggest taking a look here:
Theming tutorial